Alien
Anonymous asked: How do you love?
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Top 10
Top 10 things I love to do, but fucking hate when other people do them
1. Embarrassing people in public
2. Shredding guitar solos
3. Ruining popular songs by singing the wrong words
4. Throwing eggs at people from a car
5. Kissing my mum
6. Farting in a crowded bar
7. Knocking food out of someones hand right before they eat it
8. Sharing old photos and old songs
9. Video taping people at intimate social gatherings
10. Wiz banging into a direct deposit box
Top 10 things I hate to do, but fucking love when other people do them
1. Jamming
2. Smoking weed
3. Protesting
4. Working
5. Cleaning
6. Showering
7. Building houses
8. Organized crime
9. Drive the taxi
10. Butchery
Top ten numbers
1. 1
2. 2
3. 3
4. 4
5. 5
6. eleven
7. 7
8. 8
9. 9
10. 182
Anonymous asked: if you were to get stranded on a deserted island and then realize you have a cellphone with connection while also falling in love with a native girl and figuring out that coconuts will be the end of your burning hunger for a slice of island pie all the while starting to understand that you were incorrectly told you were smart, infact you're a classified genius who could make a airplane out of coconut trees and bananas will you still continue to have the name of Jake Grigg?
Good question.
pwnparty asked: Hello. How are you?
At the moment I feel like I have been kicked in the face by two men in a 3 legged race. If I answered this question yesterday, I would have said “I feel like I’m about to embark on the best ride of my life”.
Man I’m in a mood. Fuck. Sorry.
I’m ok
